Fairs aren’t my thing. Why go some place that makes you pay to get in, then makes you pay again for everything once inside? Why submit yourself to the flashing lights, the nauseating rides, the mobs of people and the ridiculous food?

Normally, I wouldn’t consider it. But, give me a couple of free tickets, easy access via the Coaster train, and the barrier to entry is eradicated. Oh, and promise me a corn dog. Yeah, I know I’ll have to pay for it. I don’t care. I love corn dogs. ☼